Bachelor of Procrastination – International Institute of Delayed Excellence

🎓 Hilariously Official – Designed to look like a real university diploma… until you read the fine print.
⏳ Perfect for Chronic Delayers – Honors the art of “getting to it eventually.”
🖨 High-Quality Print – Professionally printed on premium cardstock for a realistic look and feel.
🖼 Frame-Ready – Standard 11×14 size fits most diploma frames (frame not included).
🎁 Ideal Gag Gift – Great for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a degree in putting things off.
Celebrate outstanding achievements in not getting things done with the MeritLOL Bachelor of Procrastination diploma.

Presented by the International Institute of Delayed Excellence (motto: Optimus in Tarditate – “The Best in Slowness”), this parody certificate is perfect for those who have mastered the fine art of avoiding deadlines, binge-watching instead of working, and responding to emails three weeks late.

Printed on high-quality 11×14 cardstock with ornate fonts and an “official” seal, it’s frame-ready and guaranteed to get laughs in any office, dorm, or living room.

Give it as a gag gift, hang it proudly, or present it at your next procrastinators’ meeting — if you ever get around to it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!